IT''S THE BLEWS CLUES NEWS!
CLUELESS ON ALL OF IT!
I really do not talk politics, and don't know much about the vice president, on any given day I really could give two fucks less. And the only reason I know who the first lady is, is cuz she's usually hotter than our president. #Facts
Anyways I've been shut off from the public. I get to see a bit here and there, as Mike, a government pawn, decided to take all his electronics out of the house, for fear the human would go and roam. I guess I'm part of the reason that #Trumpgotbumped, I'm told it's not #fakenews but it didn't come from #Trumpwhogotbumped. I've also been accused of being the reason that the the White House was attacked, by a bunch of #angryturds. First of all I will never understand the attacks of 2020 on the White House. First off, that's racist, and you all were involved, in White House brutality! What did the White house do? Absolutely nothing to you people! So along with being racist, now you will all be deemed, as the White House attackers! It was rude as fuck to the fucking White House! The White House cannot even defend itself. I mean seriously if you all was feeling froggy on that day, why didn't you #jumptrump? The disgusting vile pedophile punk? The master of pedophile troops. At least then the world would have understood, shit they would have stood and even applauded you, even singing my sweet country tis of thee, now we can live in the land of the motherfucking free!!! With that bitch gone, ding dong, the ugly fucking oompa loompa iz finally gone!!
Now what is this crap that's going on in Israel? I have no fucking clue, cuz I do not watch the news! You say it has to do with the man that I married back in November? Yes I am supposedly married to Lior Noble. But you can call me "Liors ain't got a whore no more"! SHOCKER I'M SURPRISED ANYONE REMEMBERED ME GETTING HITCHED! Now let's keep this real, let's call a spade a spade. When your living in motherfucking VEGAY. Yes it's true that I married for money, the guy was supposedly a foreigner, without his green card. Who was going to pay for my housing, and give me an allowance of $500 a month. I mean with society being the way that it is today, who wouldn't have done what I did? I mean after all if Mark Zuckerberg, and our president Trump can do it, why can't I? That's what I thought! I'm aware that the law states that you can't marry someone that is not from the United States, but it's okay, I had a debate with God, and he's going to decide my fate. So stop getting irate. Yes I did hear about the bombing that happened in Israel. I don't know who or why they did it because I don't watch the news. Was that their intent, to go after the clueless! I mean it truly does make perfect sense to target a girl who sits there and does crack all day long. Playing #DoraTheWhora on her phone all day. She won't ever figure any of this out. The bitch doesn't even have any clout. She doesn't even have parents, or siblings that give a fuck. The bitch might be pretty, but she can't even get or keep a man, and she definitely can't get a plan for a life. (Not after we fucked her in more ways, than sexual positions that exist). So the criminal decided I'll make that bitch my wife! This will work perfectly, after I take the identity of a deceased rich man, that Trump killed, cause he knew to much. I'll marry that slut! Then we can collect on an insurance claim, that's even higher with a wife in stowe. Then me and my girlfriend Beth could have a happily ever after. What my future wife had no clue of, is the fact that she will be coming into billions and billions of dollars! Once I drain those accounts and have it transferred to mine. The bitch will be dead by daylight. Then Beth and I, can start a new life with my two kids. That I have with another woman. (I convinced Beth of that plan anyways). After we close the lids on Karla's entire family, and steal their identities. Rest assured once they're gone, someone will take them, and grind them up in the windmill fields. You know give them a proper burial, little did everyone know. Not only was she worth billions, but so is her biological father. Howard Stern! The bitch is so dumb, she hasn't a clue! Why do you think they named her that? Karla Force AKA Karla Kitty aka Karissa Black AKA black cock craving Karla AKA Karma Karla the AKA
THE FEMALE HOWARD STERN!?
HOWARD STERN & KARLA FORCE! (THE RESEMBLANCE, IS UN CANNING!)
Now please keep in mind that all of this is just a guess. The rumor mill was that Howard Stern, her father, is suffering from cancer. Or was a doctor paid to make that diagnosis? So Beth who also does meth, was making plans to have him killed against his will. So her and Lior could collect on his new 600 million a year contract per year. So she can go be Liors little whore. If all of this would have worked in theyre favor, it would have really been a true triple fucking whammy. An out of the park home fucking run. Rutroh, Karma's got a gun, of fucking puns to come! Oh has the fun really just begun!? As it turns out Lior was also Jewish. Who fuckin knew? Beth Ostranki & Haime Lavie and his little friend that introduced us. That's who! Coincidence? I fucking doubt that, considering Haime almost shit his pants the morning of the wedding! Not me! I was pissed that I got raped by his friend who set this all up! (As it turns out, Israeli men, got some nice size cocks!). Yes Beth, I accidentally slept with your man, he even stuck it in my pooper! (What ever was that pricks name)? Anyways, I knew that something was up, it didn't take a genius to figure it all out. When you mention a mob man by the name of Christiano DeCarlo, being my brother from another mother, (I read, he's my clone.) they both started to look him up, speaking in Israeli tongues so I couldn't understand them. They clearly needed to find out whom I was speaking of. In that very moment they were debating if they should move forward with this plan...and the dumbasses did!! Haime proclaimed he only owned a towing company, called AA Towing. That was where his income came from supposedly. When in fact he straight face lied to me. I also found out that "Lior Noble" also owned a software company. Ding, ding, ding, we now know why Beth wants to marry him! Between offing Howard Stern and his unknown heir, me of course. Bitch Beth, I might just keep Lior, however my real king Ace and my bio Dad came back, and went on the attack, and now if everything aligns the way we thought it did, it'll be time for me to close the pearly gates of jail hell!! How much time will all involved get you ask? As long as me and my father had to wait!! You think you can do that standing on your head? This isn't going to be a regular jail time for any single one of you! You can bet your ass on that! Not only did you commit a crime, you all committed multiple crimes, taking the lives of loved ones, children raped, beating them, verbal and physical abuse, sexually molestation, you made life on warth hell! Now I'm going to return the favor, because that's how Karma works! What goes around comes around! So be patient, wait for that sentencing day. Oh guess who's going to be the judge? That's right karma is!! To be treated like a piece of trash, and then left for dead. They repeated it, over and over and over!! Multiple times!! Rest assured this, this won't be no easy stint either!!
~Karma Izzabish Michaels~
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