"THE ROCK" ABOUT TO GET MOCKED!!

Plenty of Fuckers strikes again!  I think we all can get tired of the dating sites!  The monotony, the fakes, the catfishes, the b******* profiles!  Well meet 

#THEROCK.

IMO.... His face maybe looked like #TheRock, and he had the height of #TheRock, but personally he has a Mr. Potatoe Head, and the body of shrek, and a limp dick!!  Limper than #limpbizkit!  Now many can  assume he just wasn't into me.  Doubtful...pretty sure his issues weren't because of me.  I can base this theory on him running 14 hrs late.  He also couldn't quite comprehend why I was upset...

Seriously??? 

Many will wonder why I waited 14 hrs...well I technically didn't. 11:00 at night had rolled around, and I hadn't bagged a suitable fucker out of the pof pond, so by default he kinda won.  I wanted out of the apartment for awhile.  

What originally attracted me to him was a sweet genuine profile, stating that he was really looking to settle down.  He stated that he was looking for the one and only Angel in Sin City.  He was looking for your not so typical Vegas gal.  Well Mr. Potatoe Head himself prides himself on being a #TEXAS boy.  I'm pretty darn sure that Texas will not be claiming this peon!!  All the red flags were really genuinely there, but we all know Karla Kitty she's a glutton for punishment!  

Here was the list of red flags that I didn't miss, but purposely chose to miss!  

1.  Basically wanted me to quit my career and allow him to support me 100%.

2.  He didn't like my smoking.

3.  When I didn't immediately agree with him on any matter I was referenced as a couch surfer, (hangten!) A trick, homeless bitch, I was then sent pics of around 15 exes.  

Upon arriving apparently his GPS didn't work,, because he could not find where it was, yet he managed to at some point. As soon as he saw my pack of smokes, he grabbed them out of my hand and threw them on the floor. I then asked him his birthday, because I wanted to look him up and learn a little bit more about him.  As I was doing this, he literally reaches for my phone, as if we had been dating for at least a month or so already, and attempted to snatch it out of my hand.  As I pull my phone away from him,  I asked him not to do that, and he responds this is my car I'll do as I please!   I respond this is my phone, please don't touch me or my phone.  At that point he plays it off as if it was kind of just a little joke that he was trying to snatch it out of my hand.  He truly believed that I should have apologized to him for "trippin" and being upset, about his 14 hr late arrival, according to him, I should have even kissed him on the cheek with an apology.  This MF had zero clue whom he was dealing with.  Not only did I send him my address five separate times, but it took him literally three hours to find his home!!  Keep in mind he's an Uber eats driver as a side gig!  He finally seemed to calm down once he was back in his apartment, and able to have a drink.  It didn't take him too long to get tired, which I thought was weird considering he had slept all day. 

 Let's just say Jack & Jill never made it up the hill, as they met #Limpbizket along the way.  Well at this point, couch surfing was all I had on my mind, so I left him passed out in the bed and went and slept on the couch, where I belong!!  I had hoped he would wake up feeling a little bit better.  Unfortunately he continued to drink.  He then offered breakfast, we slept another hour.  Then I woke to him waking me up fairly rough and in a hurry!  After all the cowboys were going to be on in 10 minutes!  I was under the impression we were going to get breakfast, and come back and watch the game.  Low and behold about 5 minutes down the road, I'm asked, "where do you live?"  I responded "the same place I lived at last night, when you picked me up."  He then starts to get irate, so I give him the address.  Then goes on to tell me that the address doesn't matter, he needs to know where to go?  Everyone on this planet knows I'm a geographic idiot, and I don't know my way around anything, unless it's dick.  I attempt to put my GPS on, which isn't working. I then get yelled at some more, at one point he pulls over and tells me to get the f*** out! I inform him my phone's not working! He didn't care. I needed to get the f*** out!  OF COURSE I DIDN'T... My phone starts working again, at least the calling aspect of it.  I called Philip to get the actual directions, since neither one of our GPS's were working.  He was so slow, that he could not even comprehend the directions I was verbally giving him.  

At one point him and another guy,  yelling at his girl in a separate car, end up chumming it up, cause they were both yelling at the women in they're cars!  Laughing so hard about telling us "let that other nigga come get you then". I learned real quickly, that was NOT code for "call the other n****."  He was beyond pissed when I called " the other n****"

PHILIP- "THE OTHER NIGGA"

A quick shout out to my n****... for coming through, and being a real n*****, making sure that a woman got home safe, and didnt drop her off in the middle of nowhere!!  The real n**** who takes women out, and returns them home safely, the real n**** who makes sure his dates eat!  I don't even like that n**** always, but that n**** got more real n**** in him, then you'll ever have in your pinky!!

Ladies consider yourself warned!! 

Is This wanttobe "Rock" a scammer?  No, not to my knowledge, but he indeed was verbally, and I could definitely see physically abusive in the near future.  He was extremely controlling, or attempted to be!!  He drove intoxicated.  speeding, almost missing stoplights, having to slam on the brakes right before getting to a stop sign, or a car.  I must say that to date, that was by far the worst date, I had ever been on in my entire life!! 

 

I'm guessing this is fairly routine for him, because although he called me a homeless couch surfer,  he was begging for me to move in!!  However he couldn't even convince a homeless woman to move in with him!  Now that's sad!!

NOT THE REAL N****

~KARLA KITTY~