JEFF HENSON OF GPN!

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DEAR JEFF,
I heard you went away,oh why couldn't you stay and be my bae?  I'm so alone, as I sit here and stare at my stupid phone, just knowing we will never get to bone!  At least you'll have chubby bubby up in there.  So allow me to catch you up on the rest of your peeps.

Griggy the wiggy decided to t
retire, he said now that your gone it's time to get jiggy with it.

THE GRIGGSTER!

MATT STEARNS!!
Then there's Matt whos dumber than a fucking gnat, and awfully pissed he did not score with that KARLA KITTY whore!

TARA DUMB!!
(Tara was working and couldn't may the photo shoot!!)
Haven't heard much about Tara Dumb, but I'm pretty sure she moved on to the next bum! (ALSO FIXING EVERYONES DISCORD.)

JIMMER NAM!!
Let not forget that little bitch Jimmer, who has been nothing but a ray of glimmer, as he makes everyone's life dimmer.  I'm honestly surprised that we haven't heard him singing, Joy to the mother fucking world. Since You been gone, he's definitely been singing some sort of tune, knowing that you won't be home anytime soon!

SPEECH IMPEDIMENT MAN!
Then dear ole Speech, was debating to join Unbleached. However Speech learned that Matt was a leach!

HIGH PITCH ERIC!!
High Pitch wanted me to be his bitch, but someone went and told him I was a tran, and now he no longer wants to be my man, or even a fan!  NOW IM BLOCKED, WITH NO HIGH PITCH COCK!  I tried to show him I that I have a Kootie Kat, but that fucker wasn't having none of that!

KRYSTAL VORTEX
That dumb bitch Krystal is quite the pistol, she was out here taking quite a bit of heat, cause every one knew she was blowing your meat.  Oh BTW, paying her to run me off the net wasn't your best bet, once you were gone she sang like a wet pet!  Boy talk about regret?

SAIYANZ!!
Saiyanz is still around trying to convince everyone he's brown, we won't believe him, until he shows us his downtown.  Every one knows he used that big black mic, to compensate for his little tyke!

~LAST BUT NOT LEAST KARLA MOTHA FUCKIN KITTY!!
Then last but not least there's lil ole me, rest assured, Karla Kitty has not taken over your GPN, I've been busy entertaining all the men, and living my life another sin!  I'm still poly, with accusations of everybody claiming I'm still on meth, and molly.  I think it's time to say goodbye, so I can go get high, let me leave you with these final words, I'm still waiting on my show, just like you gave all your other hoes, I couldn't be tricked, or even dicked, and that's where you and I had major conflict.  I knew there was something definitely wrong, when you became my little bitch, you weren't sure what I knew, you didn't want me to snitch.  I'd like to thank you for the public apology, but now that I have everyone's attention, please know that wasn't for me, that was for all of you!!  FUCK YOU JEFF HENSON!! I hope you rot in there!!

~KARLA KITTY

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