Karla Kitty

The cash app puns begin now!   Has anyone else noticed that Trump's been a grump?  Well it's cuz Karma got him bumped!  I know Karma was pumped!!  He's a grump cuz he can't get humped by kids, because I placed a higher bid, to set them all free!! He thought he had the pedo vote on lock, so now he's got to jerk off in a sock!! He's also pissed that Karma walked.  Little bitch thought he had it all covid, but God had a different plan.

You know, this literally just dawned on me not only did they leave 5 days after my birth.  Why did I never question where my hospital birth baby pictures were?  I know Polaroids existed back then.  If I remember correctly Stanley didn't come in for the birth. I'm going to assume that he couldn't watch Rita gives birth to his dead baby.  Supposedly back in 79 men being in the delivery room wasn't allowed.  I'm doubting that was true. My very first memory in life was sitting at the end of our home in our home at 1:3645 Homer Street la puente California 91746.  Sitting on the floor and a light blue and white polka dotted dress. My sister Naomi was wearing the pretty red one. She reminded me of strawberry shortcake. I wanted that dress. Freedom must have just gotten a stresses cuz she was so excited about putting them on us. I'm guessing Stanley had went to work cuz I remember feeling relieved as I looked down the hall to not see his face.  I c...

Karmageddon, I have a little gift for you, just not sure how I would get it to you? If so find a way to let me know and I will obey like a trump style obedient hoe. #okurrrrr

Should I leave them alone?  Or let them go out and bone?  While they tinker with they're phones?  Forgetting about side bish bae who he's gonna pay, for a lay? Your money izza with me!  You fuckin flea!  Every hacker in town wants to get within 6 feet of me.  Not for my pussy platypus, but just to prove they're not a wuss!   They had me banned, to chase me to my inbox, oh how they all flocked like crows on skid row!  Karmageddon is in overtime!  Which means I have time to rhyme, and taunt you gay little #ZuckFucks  Good soldiers!  Taking the #KARLAKITTY bait. Permission to dance #KARMAGEDDON?  NO JUST STRUT? SAY WHAT WHAT?!? KARMA IZ HAVING TO MUCH FUN!

I know y'all tried to frame me for the Holmolka murders. Your frame game was lame!  Play dumb Heidi hoe! Victim of an isis trucker? What the actual fugger!! Your not a true blond, your roots tell the story!!  Mormon my ass!  I avoid you for a reason.  Who don't know how to use a phone at this day in age.  A psycho who's trying to get close to the billionaire crackhead.  Your like herpes, your every fuggin where! Go suck off my ex roboo, I hear he fond of con blondes.  Even if they're fake as fuck!  Just jump on his roster be his next imposter! Anyways I'm busy! Go the fuck away!  #mattelhellbitch #dontplaywithme

A field of beautiful red flags!  Challenge accepted I said!  It was lies galore, and oh so many online whores, that clearly were a bore!  He thought he was ignored and unadored. Little did he know, I felt every emotional blow he took.  He's easier to read than a book.  He believed his good looks, had them all hooked.  However many read between the lines as he sat there getting drunk on wine.  His charm was more of an alarm.  Like a lie detector test going off. Failing to tell everyone that his smile, is nothing more than a pile of waste.  One that will leave a bitter taste, one that will have you acting in haste.  Your blood will boil as he laughs, wanting you to catch the next raft that comes in.  As you know that he's nothing more than utter sin. Eric Sanders- Faking coughing up blood His fake I love you's for every boo, having everyone thinking who, which boo?  Is it me? Is it you?  No one has a f****** clue...